The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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