are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
