Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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