Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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