hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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