Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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