The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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