I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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