it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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