come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
