Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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