Don't you send me to vm
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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