I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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