Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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