Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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