two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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