Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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