No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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