Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
is it fun? or sober?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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