You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
whose ass print is on the piano?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
