We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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