This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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