question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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