Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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