But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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