Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
