Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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