yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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