Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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