White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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