hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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