Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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