I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
and she was petting her beer can
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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