just tell him i said nine months
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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