i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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