I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
