Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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