He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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