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Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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