dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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