i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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