Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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