Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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