Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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