Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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