I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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