i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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