Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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