i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize