If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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