There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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