Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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