so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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