Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
tell me about the fingering
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