Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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